Christmas cards. They’re supposed to spread cheer, right? But let’s be honest, most of them end up being about as exciting as watching paint dry. Generic greetings, forced festive photos, and the same old “Wishing you a joyous holiday season!” You almost start to dread opening the mailbox, knowing another pile of predictable platitudes awaits.

It’s enough to make Santa himself lose his ho-ho-ho! Everyone deserves a Christmas card that actually makes them crack a smile, a card that brings some genuine laughter amidst the holiday hustle and bustle. After all, isn’t the most wonderful gift of all, laughter that makes you want to pee your pants?