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Well, folks, the rumors are true! Our fearless leader, [Boss’s Name], is embarking on a brand new adventure! It feels like just yesterday we were all huddled around trying to figure out [mention a funny/relatable past event related to the boss or the team]. Time really does fly when you’re having… well, *most* of the time, anyway. We’re all going to miss having you around here.

It’s tough to imagine the office without your [mention a positive quality, e.g., “infectious enthusiasm” or “calm demeanor”] guiding us through thick and thin. Who will we turn to for [mention a specific task the boss was good at, e.g., “brilliant problem-solving” or “spot-on project management”]? And, more importantly, who will appreciate my terrible jokes now?! It’s a bit of a daunting prospect facing the future without your leadership and, let’s be honest, your amazing taste in [mention something specific and slightly funny, e.g., “coffee” or “office decorations”].