Birthdays are milestones, little flags planted on the timeline of our lives. But when someone like Uncle Joe hits a certain… ahem… *significant* number, finding the right words can feel trickier than parallel parking a yacht! You want to be respectful, celebratory, maybe even a little funny, but you definitely want to avoid anything that makes him feel older than he already is. After all, nobody wants to be reminded that they’re closer to needing a nap than a dance party.