So, our crazy, amazing friend is actually getting hitched! We’ve all watched them stumble through questionable dating choices, survive that disastrous attempt at DIY tie-dye, and somehow manage to rock Crocs (sometimes ironically, sometimes not). Now they’re about to embark on the most epic adventure yet, and we’re supposed to conjure up heartfelt wedding wishes. Easy, right? Except when you’re staring at a blank card feeling less Shakespeare and more…scared hamster.